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Two goobers were starting a round of Golf together.  On the first tee, the first guy smacked a beautiful drive down the center of the fairway.  With a smile, he picked up the tee and walked to the cart.

The second guy cranked another good drive down the center of the fairway, Pleased, he hopped in the cart.

When they arrived to the golf balls, they noticed that they were 10 yds.  apart.

"That's mine up there" said the first guy pointing to the ball closer to the green.

"No way, I out drove you easily" said the second guy.  Before you know it, fists were flying.

After a brief scuffle, the second guy stopped and said, "I know how we can solve this problem!"

"How?"

"We will get the clubhouse pro out here!"

Sure enough, they drove back to the clubhouse and got him, dragged him out to the fairway.

Studying the situation for a few minutes the pro finally said, "I know to solve this!"

"How?"

"Yeah, How?"

Replied the pro, "Who is hittin' the yellow ball?"

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