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The ABC Song
Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?” Me: “Sure.” (He holds up a piece of… -
You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When
You know it's time to turn your computer off and read a book when ....... 1. A friend… -
Preacher Tow
The minister's car wouldn't start and he called the garage to come and tow it in for… -
Keyboard Switch
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers… -
Ticket Purchase
A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase… -
Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.9. He's won the… -
Home Donations
A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the… -
Out-of-Office Replies
I don't know about you, but I find those "Out-of-the-Office" e-mail auto-replies very… -
Rules for Laboratory Workers
Rules for Laboratory Workers 1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly. 2.… -
Watery Deal
A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of… -
Money Date
Part way through his dinner date, my brother deduced the woman he was with was more… -
Family Pressure
Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers: "It gets rough,"… -
Pet Names
Bernie was invited to his ageing friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded… -
Smart Chauffer
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found… -
Jewelry Store Application
Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca…
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