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    Car Sale

    Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the…
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    Information Assistance

    "Information. Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One…
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    Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

    Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!) PSYCHOLOGY: Girl…
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    Turkey Size

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one…
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    Bagel Storm

    It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets…
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    The Envelope Please

    Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who…
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    Resurrection Update

    A singing group call "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church.Everyone was…
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    The Vending Machine

    A goober named Laura is at a local zoo and comes across a vending machine, which she has…
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    You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When

    You know it's time to turn your computer off and read a book when ....... 1. A friend…
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    Bishop's Role

    We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and…
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    Four Letter Words

    A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride…
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    Remembering Names

    When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their…
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    Bob Hope Quotes

    Some memorable quotes from Bob Hope:ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only…
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    Deer Prayer

    The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season.Or…
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    I Didn't Feel Quite Right

    Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches…
A goober's guide to household tools:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.

If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape.
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