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    Late Arrival

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    Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

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    Ask Jeeves

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    Sibling Takes

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    Think You're Having A Bad Day?

    So you think you're having a bad day. A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio…
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    What Happened

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    Jury Age

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    It Sure Is

    An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband…
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    Resume Cover Letters

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    Dynamite Bumps

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    Truck-Stop Harassment

    A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.…
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    The Politician Dance

    There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you…
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    Didn't See That Coming

    The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week that her…
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    Waiting at the Door

    I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me.…
A goober's guide to household tools:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.

If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape.
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