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    Goober Hunters

    Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another…
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    Basic Training

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    Threatening Letters

    The fellow stormed into the postmaster's office in a fury. "I've been getting threatening…
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    Doctor in the House

    A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in…
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    Marriage Marathon

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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2

    C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
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    Field Test

    My father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went dead.…
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    Missing Car Parts

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    Johnny's Dust

    After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away.…
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    Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work

    ~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me…
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    Back Seat Johnny

    A woman was driving her old beat up car on the highway with her 7 yr. old son, Little…
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    Swanky Dining

    The couple entered the resort's swanky dining room. "I'm sorry," apologized the Maitre d,…
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    Dispatch Message

    One night at McCord Air Force Base, I was dispatched to check out the security fence…
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    What's it Take?

    "What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old granddaughter once asked.Her…
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    Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

    Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey: Ingedients: - 1 large turkey - 1 small turkey…
A goober's guide to household tools:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.

If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape.
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