logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • boots

    Boot Lesson

    A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for…
  • Default Image

    Translation Tries

    A Latin American minister was touring the U.S. in an effort to boost financial support…
  • Default Image

    Mouse Trap

    A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, "Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will…
  • Default Image

    Dishwasher Repair

    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work…
  • Default Image

    Mental Test

    A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally…
  • Default Image

    Game Time

    A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where The Star-Spangled…
  • Default Image

    Survivalist Training

    A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival in the Alaskan wilderness. "What…
  • Default Image

    Historical Application

    Steinberg needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications to…
  • Default Image

    Chewed Out Answer

    A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he…
  • phone number buttons

    Bank Call

    One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right…
  • Default Image

    Pastor's Golf Sunday

    There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be…
  • Default Image

    Afraid To Cross

    Two men stand at a river which they are about to cross when they notice crocodiles…
  • Default Image

    Dead Politicians

    A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught…
  • hammer

    Helping Daddy

    One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said,…
  • Default Image

    Chair Philosophy

    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing…

A goober wanted to go ice fishing.  She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.  Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Startled, the goober moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.  Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The goober, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.  The voice came once more.
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!"

Powered By JFBConnect