What do you call an eternity? Four Goobers in four cars at a four way stop.
Why do Goobers have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Three Goobers were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said, "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home.
What do SMART Goobers and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them.
What did the Goober say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, ...Doughnut seeds.
Why did the Goober stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
At a pharmacy, a Goober woman asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
"It won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."