Two Goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each.
After awhile they meet again and Bob asks Joe, "What did you find in your sack?"
"Half a million, so I bought a house." replied Joe. "How about your sack?"
Bob replied, "Bah... it was full o' bills" . . little by little, I'm paying them off . . ."