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    Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

    If the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the…
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    Baby Growth

    Our first three babies, all girls, each weighed about seven pounds at birth. When our…
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    Deep Trouble

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    Five Kinds of Fruit

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    Johnny Hollers

    Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out, "Okay everyone…
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    Exemplary Offspring

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    100 GB

    Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the…
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    Grandpa's Gift

    The following is a true story submitted by list member Mary Lou F. from Kincardine,…
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    Quantum Date

    Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the Ice Cream Parlor, sits in the…
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    Sick At Church

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    Calories That Don't Count

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    Goober Border Patrol

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    Historical Application

    Steinberg needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications to…
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    Young Businessman

    A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office…
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    Before And After Falling In Love

    B - You take my breath awayA - I feel like I'm suffocating B - She says she loves the way…

Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.

Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up.

She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."

Patty said, "Let me look!"  So, Carol handed her the compact.

Patty looked in the mirror and said, "You goober, it's me!"

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