One day a goober was hiking up to an old camp. There was an outhouse along the way, so he went up to it and accidentally dropped a nickel down the hole. He was very upset about this and threw his whole wallet down into the hole.
Another guy who was hiking saw him throw his wallet down in the outhouse hole and asked, "Hey buddy, what did you do that for?"
The goobers reply was, "You didn't think I would go down there for just a nickel did you?"