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Goober On The Net

A goober went to his mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.

A neighbor noticed his repeated trips to the curb and asked if he was waiting for a special delivery.

His reply was: "My computer keeps telling me 'You've got mail'".

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