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Two Goobers (pilots) are trying to land an airplane.  They start descending and as they touch the ground the one pilot screams to the other pilot, "Pull up, the runaway is ending...".

The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.

They make a big turn and start descending again.  The moment they touch the ground, the pilot screams again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...".

The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air...They make a big turn and start descending again...This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent the pilot says : "This is so stupid, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..",

"I know" answers the second pilot, "But look how wide they made it...."

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