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    Stranded on a Desert Island

    A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of…
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    B.O.O.K.

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    Checking Newbie

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    Fishing Mirror

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    Golf Meditations

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  • A joke about a boss's speech that goes too long.

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    The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his…
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    Cheap Perfume

    After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little…
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    Diamond Assumption

    An acquaintance of mine, whose daughter was about to be married, decided to give her a…
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    Know Your Friends

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    Poor Preacher

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    Patient Problem

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
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    Colorful Grandma

    I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I…
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    Ah, Mozart

    A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The…
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    Retirement Savings

    Shirley and Abe, a retired couple from New York City, living in Miami Beach, are getting…
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    Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

    My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not…

Two Goobers (pilots) are trying to land an airplane.  They start descending and as they touch the ground the one pilot screams to the other pilot, "Pull up, the runaway is ending...".

The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.

They make a big turn and start descending again.  The moment they touch the ground, the pilot screams again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...".

The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air...They make a big turn and start descending again...This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent the pilot says : "This is so stupid, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..",

"I know" answers the second pilot, "But look how wide they made it...."

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