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It's been a while since we saw a goober joke on the CleanLaugh list. For those who don't know what a goober is (according to me) you can see a picture of one at:

https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/goober

A goober was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.

She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

The goober thought for a time and then asked, "Is it turned on or off?"

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