logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • telephone pole_marker

    County Employees

    A fellow stopped at a rural gas station, filled his tank, and took a break by his car…
  • bowling

    Age

    When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.…
  • Default Image

    Rattlesnakes

    Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a ball into…
  • Default Image

    30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

    *30 Minutes To A Cleaner House* You're getting company in 30 minutes. Your house is a…
  • Default Image

    Forgotten Watch

    A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for…
  • computer-keyboard

    Computer Acronyms

    For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE -…
  • Default Image

    Goober Operator

    My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank. When I called, the…
  • firetruck

    Brave Firefighters

    A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the…
  • keyboard-organ

    Hymns For The Aging

    *Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My…
  • Default Image

    Ten Minute Wait

    I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several minutes of taped…
  • Default Image

    Shaking Hands

    "Doctor, you've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands from shaking!" "Do you drink…
  • Default Image

    Award Shows

    Can you believe how many award shows they have now? It seems like that have an award show…
  • Default Image

    Theories Of Cat Behavior

    Theories Of Cat BehaviorLAW OF CAT INERTIAA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,…
  • Default Image

    Bedtime Suggestion

    I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid…
  • Default Image

Two Goobers were digging a ditch on a very hot day.

One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"

"I don't know," responded the other.  "I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss.  "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said.  "What do you mean, 'intelligence'?" The boss said, "Well, I'll show you.  I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The goober took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand.  The boss removed his hand and the goober hit the tree.  The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The goober went back to his hole.  His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend.

The first goober put his hand on his face and said, Take your shovel and hit my hand."

Powered By JFBConnect