logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Remembering Names

    When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their…
  • Default Image

    Egg Contents

    One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached…
  • Default Image

    Penguin Zoo

    Did you hear about the man that had a pet penguin? Soon after he got his penguin, he was…
  • pedestrian pictogram

    Walking Out

    "I hope you didn't take it personally, Pastor," an embarrassed woman said after a church…
  • Default Image

    Transcribing Confusion

    We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, my co-worker came…
  • Default Image

    Signs of Aging

    You know you're getting older if:1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.2. Your try…
  • Default Image

    Actual Church Signs

    Reported to be actual church signs.... 1. Free Trip to heaven. Details inside! 2. Try our…
  • Picture of a gas cap

    Trading Caps

    I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had…
  • Default Image

    Australian Military Helicopter Simulation

    This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures Series, as related…
  • Default Image

    Artist's Sketch

    Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got…
  • Default Image

    Cops and Robbers

    Esther Cohen had three very active boys. One summer evening she was playing cops and…
  • Default Image

    Where's God?

    Two brothers in a small town were well-known as trouble makers. If there was a problem in…
  • Default Image

    Jury Excuse

    "Please, Your Honor, I'd like to be excused from jury duty," pleaded an anxious-looking…
  • Default Image

    Civil War Re-enactment

    Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's…
  • Default Image

    Whispering In Church

    A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I…

A friend was lecturing in Latin America. He was going to use a translator, but to identify with his audience, he wanted to begin his talk by saying in Spanish, "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." He arrived at the auditorium a little early and realized he did not know the Spanish words for ladies and gentlemen. Being rather resourceful, he went to the part of the building where the restrooms were, looked at the signs on the two doors, and memorized those two words.

When the audience arrived and he was introduced, he stood up and said in Spanish, "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen."

The audience was shocked. He didn't know whether he had offended them or perhaps they hadn't heard him or understood him. So he decided to repeat it. Again in Spanish he said, "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen."

One person in the audience began to snicker. Pretty soon the entire audience was laughing. Finally, someone told him that he had said, "Good evening, bathrooms and broom closets!"

Powered By JFBConnect