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  • Picture of NewspaperThe parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
  • They say the house didn't float very far at all.
  • The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work.
  • Jerry Springer wants to surprise you on his show.
  • The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.
  • The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.
  • The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.
  • Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't worry about it.
  • The boss said while you're sick, he'd do all your work personally.
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