logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Good News

*Good News*

  • Picture of NewspaperThe parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
  • They say the house didn't float very far at all.
  • The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work.
  • Jerry Springer wants to surprise you on his show.
  • The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.
  • The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.
  • The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.
  • Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't worry about it.
  • The boss said while you're sick, he'd do all your work personally.
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • woman surprised

    Remembering Names

    When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their…
  • Default Image

    Repair Call

    Bill was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly…
  • Default Image

    Rustic Dining

    As a trail guide in a national park, Danny ate with the rest of the seasonal staff in a…
  • telephone pole_marker

    County Employees

    A fellow stopped at a rural gas station, filled his tank, and took a break by his car…
  • abstract grey purple

    Art Interpretation

    Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a…
  • Default Image

    Little Benny

    Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, "Mommy, the teacher was…
  • form

    Vacation Time

    Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview…
  • Default Image

    New Axioms of the Nineties

    New Axioms of the Nineties1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail of the species…
  • Default Image

    The French Legionnaires

    There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from…
  • Default Image

    Taxi Craze

    Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told…
  • Default Image

    Hearing Problems

    An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the…
  • Default Image

    Ice Cream Flavors

    The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you…
  • Default Image

    Cursing Parrot

    Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad…
  • Default Image

    If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

    If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get…
  • Default Image

    Things My Mother Taught Me

    My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go…