logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Name Problem

    It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the…
  • Default Image

    Half Diet

    A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her…
  • pig upclose

    Hog Mark-up

    My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next…
  • college Mount Union College Ohio

    Daughter In College

    Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay…
  • Default Image

    Coffee Pain

    Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange…
  • Default Image

    Freshman's Blind Date

    "How was your blind date?" a freshman college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the…
  • Default Image

    Free Will

    A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.…
  • Default Image

    Fine Request

    A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the…
  • nuts

    Got the Munchies?

    Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why…
  • Default Image

    List Management

    Here is the list member's response - which is today's CleanLaugh.First the explanation…
  • Default Image

    Young Businessman

    A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office…
  • Default Image

    Plus or Minus One

    In a contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer Light Bulb

    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Such number as may be deemed…
  • Default Image

    Think You're Having A Bad Day?

    So you think you're having a bad day. A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio…
  • Default Image

    Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line

    Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line Calls Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny…

nutsMrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why her absence was noticed lately. The pastor decided to drop by her house to check up on her after the Sunday service. He knocked on her door and being that she's nearly 85 it took her a bit to get to the door.

"Hello, who is it?" she asked.

"It's Pastor Smith," he answered.

"Oh, hi; come in, come in. How's the ministry doing?" she said.

"Very well. I stopped by to be sure your prayer needs are being met."

"Oh Honey, I haven't felt well lately, but I'm getting better."

Just then the phone rang and she excused herself to get it. The pastor sat near a table with an old reader's digest and a bowl of almonds. After 15 minutes, then 20, he heard his stomach growl and he began to get restless. He started in on the bowl of nuts and began reading. After 45 minutes, he suddenly realized that he had eaten all of the almonds.

Right then Mrs. Jones returned and said, "I'm so sorry. That was my sister from Pittsburgh. She only calls once a month so when she does we have to catch up on everything."

The pastor feeling a little embarrassed said, "I must also apologize, for while you were gone I got hungry and ate all the almonds in your little bowl there. Please, forgive me," he said.

Mrs. Jones replied, "Oh Pastor, that's no problem. I can only suck the chocolate off of them anyways!"

Powered By JFBConnect