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Thought you might and others might enjoy what happened to me (Tina and Tim Saltsman) the other day.

While on the phone with a friend of mine, two of her children came in arguing over a toy.

They both wanted her to side with them.

She told them, "Okay, I'll settle this like the government would.  Eenie, Meenie, Miny, Mo.  Catch a tiger by the toe..."
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