More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Campaign Funding

    Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds?…
  • Default Image

    Haircut Plan

    I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be…
  • front porch

    The Good Night Kiss

    At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened…
  • Default Image

    Toilet Repair

    Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire…
  • Default Image

    Resume Cover Letters

    These were taken from real Resumes and Cover Letters, and were printed in "Fortune"…
  • parrot

    Do Not Talk To My Parrot

    Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't…
  • Default Image

    Flashlight Defense

    A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an…
  • Default Image

    Goober Counsellor

    A goober began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One…
  • Default Image

    School Curlers

    ONE MORNING I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office. When I walked…
  • Default Image

    Orchestra Note

    While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room…
  • Default Image

    Navajo Wisdom

    About 1969 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts…
  • Default Image

    Late at Walmart

    Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer Son

    When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the…
  • Default Image

    Five Kinds of Fruit

    In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They…
  • Default Image

    Proposal Reaction

    A young man confided to his mother that he had proposed to his girlfriend and they were…

You know you work for the government when:

The process becomes more important than the product.

You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about.

You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there.

You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them.

You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money.

You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym.

You understand the rationalization of an acronym composed of acronyms.

You know that the location of a meeting is directly related to its importance.

(1) A meeting at Fort Hood requires a subordinate or a contractor

(2) The same meeting at Lake Tahoe requires your personal attention

You've sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards.

Powered By JFBConnect