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    Accents

    About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old…
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    Creative Duelling

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    Young Patient

    A pediatrician in town always plays a game with some of his young patients to put them at…
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    Important Political Decisions

    As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the…
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    Misquote

    A friend of mine attended a Christian college where the tradition was to deliver a box of…
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    Vacation Report

    Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She…
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    Swallowed a Coin

    The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and his mother ran out in…
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    Cops and Robbers

    Esther Cohen had three very active boys. One summer evening she was playing cops and…
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    Trapper's Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…
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    Dad and Surgeon

    This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,…
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    Hospital Information

    A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I…
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    Vacuum Persuasion

    My sister has the courage--but not always the skills--to tackle any home-repair…
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    Planning Ahead

    A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
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    Three Legged Chicken

    A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. He was…
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    Leak Repair

    My husband's skills with do-it-yourself home repairs are at best mediocre. After spending…

You know you work for the government when:

The process becomes more important than the product.

You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about.

You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there.

You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them.

You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money.

You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym.

You understand the rationalization of an acronym composed of acronyms.

You know that the location of a meeting is directly related to its importance.

(1) A meeting at Fort Hood requires a subordinate or a contractor

(2) The same meeting at Lake Tahoe requires your personal attention

You've sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards.

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