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Graduation Speech Notes

When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech.  He began by reading from his prepared text.  "I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he told the audience.  "She is a shining example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could ever do justice."

At this point he seemed to struggle for words.  After a pause he looked up with a sly grin and said, "It's really hard to read my mom's handwriting."

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