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The computer's swallowed grandma

Yes' honestly' its true.

She pressed 'control' and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

Its devoured her completely

The thought just makes me squirm.

Maybe she's caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind.

I've even used the Internet

But nothing did I find.

In desperation I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative

Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your 'In Box'

My Grandma you should see.

Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' her

In an e-mail back to me.

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