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    Life and Death

    A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes…
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    More Incorrect

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    Unfinished Quest

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    Sunday Complaints

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    Flight Fear

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    Baseball Class

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    Boat Rental

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    Cheap Motel

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    Job Interview

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    Beginning School

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    Rain or Shine

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    Sister Repair

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    Gender Smarts

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    Checking Newbie

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    Ten Things A Cat Thinks About

    *Ten Things A Cat Thinks About*1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.2. Is there…

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"

I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"

"You're both old," he replied.

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