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    Need Help?

    I saw a billboard yesterday that said: Need help? Call Jesus.1-800-555-HELP Out of…
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    Morning March

    I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding…
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    More Signs

    In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." On an electrician's…
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    Power Lesson

    A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings…
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    Name Warning

    On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver."Not only have…
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    Look Like Mom

    A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on…
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    Bridge Trouble

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign comes up that reads "Low…
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    Airline Announcements

    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture"…
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    Career Cooling

    Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My…
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    Longevity Answer

    The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benny was coming up to his 110th birthday so they…
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    Dark and Stormy Ride

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Hi Tech Watch

    A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train which leaves at 6:00 PM but he…
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    Read Carefully

    My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened to him back in the…
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    Prayers as Heard By Children

    Prayers as Heard By ChildrenFrom San Francisco: When I was a child, I learned this prayer…
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    It Might Be Cleaner

    After trying for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled,…

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"

I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"

"You're both old," he replied.

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