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    Sibling Takes

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    First Time Babysitter

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    Goober Ice Fishing

    A goober wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally,…
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    Cleaning Instructions

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    What's Good Tonight?

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    Blind Date Slap

    An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to…
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    Overboard Rescue

    Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young…
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    Bridge Fishing

    Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge. The one guy drops over the bridge being…
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    Goober Mom Writes Goober Son

    Dear Son, I am writing slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we…
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    Things I've Learned From My Children

    *Things I've Learned From My Children* 01. A king size waterbed holds enough water to…
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    Compliments to the Chef

    I have a reputation for not being a fantastic cook. One evening I worked particularly…
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    Movie Night

    My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time…
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    Signs that the Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It's Warranty

    - Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.- Digital speedometer on helm console stuck…
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    Called In Sick

    Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union…
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    Enjoyment of Food

    Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French…

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"

I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"

"You're both old," he replied.

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