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    Winter in Wisconsin

    It's winter in WisconsinAnd the gentle breezes blow,70 miles per hourAt 52 below! Oh, how…
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    Signs of E-Mail Addiction

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    Car Cow Sale

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    Classmate Reunion

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    Haiku Error Messages

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    A Dog Named Bear

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    Preacher's Best Years

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    Chicken Farming

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    Four Little Words

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    Thrown Off Horse

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    Hand Signals

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    Dog License

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    Two by Fours

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    Johnny's Home

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    Employment History

    To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia…

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"

I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"

"You're both old," he replied.

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