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    Speeding Hymns

    If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:at 45 mph.... "God Will Take…
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    Rainy Weather Humor

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    Materialistic Or What?

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    Lion Attack

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    Wooden Bayonet

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    Intercom Repair

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    Grasshopper in Bar

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    Cross Country Move

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    Season Ticket Swap

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    County Chairmen

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    Babysitting

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    Fortunate Aged People

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    Goober Circle

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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"

I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"

"You're both old," he replied.

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