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    50 Years - 5 Minutes

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    Future Son In Law?

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    Stain Glass

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    Raise Refusal

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    Bad Flight

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    Family Picnic

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    Impressive Dinner

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    Another Try - Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say

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    Store Safety

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    Words Per Day

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    Stork Reunion

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    Ignored Phone

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    Cow-isms

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    Isn't That Nice?

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A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandmother's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the recipe right because it's the one you gave me. But it just didn't come out right, and I'm so upset. I wanted this to be so special for George because he loves meat loaf. What could have gone wrong?"

Her mother replied soothingly, "Well, dear, let's go through the recipe. You read it out loud and tell me exactly what you did at each step, and together we'll figure it out."

"OK," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out, 'Take fifty cents worth of ground beef' ..."

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