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    Tattoo Call

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    Swim of Love

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    Quit Bothering Us

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    Scout's Letter Home

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    Movie Night

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    Matchmaker

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    Texas Cruise

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    Pastor To The Rescue

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    The Night Before Y2K

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    Heavy Housework

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    Surgery Headache

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    Johnny's Dust

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    In Need of Prayer

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    This Town is so Small...

    This town is so small . . .- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one…
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    Gore Flubs

    We've all flubbed things we were trying to say - here are some flubs attributed to Al…

A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandmother's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the recipe right because it's the one you gave me. But it just didn't come out right, and I'm so upset. I wanted this to be so special for George because he loves meat loaf. What could have gone wrong?"

Her mother replied soothingly, "Well, dear, let's go through the recipe. You read it out loud and tell me exactly what you did at each step, and together we'll figure it out."

"OK," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out, 'Take fifty cents worth of ground beef' ..."

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