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    Tonsils

    A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his…
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    Three Chairs

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    Seconds First

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    Jean Squeeze

    A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a…
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    Wrapping Help

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    The ABC Song

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    Innocent Question

    A prosecuting attorney just could not believe that a jury had found the defendant not…
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    Dough Boy Drive By

    WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press) Linda Burnett, 23, was…
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    Goober Nails

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Laws of Household Physics

    Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of…
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    Cry On for Crayons

    The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the…
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    Happy Birthday Grandpa

    My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I…
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    Forgetfulness

    While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old…
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    Lost In Jail

    I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors…
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    Martha's Way vs My Way

    Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent…

A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandmother's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the recipe right because it's the one you gave me. But it just didn't come out right, and I'm so upset. I wanted this to be so special for George because he loves meat loaf. What could have gone wrong?"

Her mother replied soothingly, "Well, dear, let's go through the recipe. You read it out loud and tell me exactly what you did at each step, and together we'll figure it out."

"OK," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out, 'Take fifty cents worth of ground beef' ..."

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