logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Grandma Thanks

A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from her daughter. 'Would Grandma like to have her three little grandchildren visit while her daughter and son-in-law took a five-day holiday trip?' Grandma was so delighted she put five dollars in the collection basket at church and thanked the Lord.

The Sunday after the grandchildren had returned home, she put twenty dollars in the collection.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Changing Plates

    My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas…
  • Default Image

    Unsubscribe Directions

    To Unsubscribe From The CleanLaugh ListThough I know you all enjoy being on this list,…
  • A joke about a boss's speech that goes too long.

    Blah Blah Blah

    The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his…
  • Default Image

    Computer Help Desk

    Heard by the computer help desk:A customer couldn't get on the Internet:Helpdesk: "Are…
  • Default Image

    House Call

    Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house.…
  • Default Image

    More Bulletin Bloopers

    Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which…
  • oatmeal raw

    Cereal Adjustment

    Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now…
  • Default Image

    Johnny's Dust

    After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away.…
  • Default Image

    Drug Store Questions

    Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.…
  • Default Image

    First Sermon

    At his first service, the new preachers sermon was extremely long and dull. As he…
  • Default Image

    Patriotic Father

    On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father…
  • Default Image

    Scout's Letter Home

    Dear Mom, Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on…
  • Default Image

    The Points System

    For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of…
  • Default Image

    Goober Circle

    A goober had just bought a new sports car and was out for a drive when she swerved…
  • Default Image

    Died In The Service

    One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque…