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*Grandpa And The Computer*

The computer swallowed Grandpa

Yes honestly, its true.

He pressed 'control' and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It's devoured him completely

The thought just makes me squirm.

Maybe he's caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind.

I've even used the internet

But nothing could I find.

I asked Jeeves in desperation

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative

Not a thing was found online.

So, if someday in your 'Inbox'

My Grandpa you should see.

Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' him

In an e-mail back to me.

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