"Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," said the modish young lady.
"What's to be proud of?" asked the old man.
The young lady replied, "I noticed that when you sneeze, you've learned to put your hand in front of your mouth."
"Of course," explained Grandpa.
"How else can I catch my teeth???"
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