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    What's it Take?

    "What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old granddaughter once asked.Her…
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    Suffering Vanity

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    10 Puns

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    Job Application

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    Ammunition Substantiation

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    Watergate Bug

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    New Axioms of the Nineties

    New Axioms of the Nineties1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail of the species…
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    Obituary Notice

    A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently…
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    Chess Playing Dog

    A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He…
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    Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

    You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered…
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    Turn Around

    A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road.They thoughtfully made a…
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    Camping Privacy

    Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their…
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    GOLF, n.

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    The Gift

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said, "I…
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    Faithful Service Gift

    I recall a story my father used to tell about a pastor who had been at a church for 20…

An old man was a witness in a burglary case.

The defence lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

"Yes," said Sam , "I saw him plainly take the goods."

The lawyer asks Sam again, "Sam, this happened at night.  Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"

"Yes" says Sam, "I saw him do it."

Then the lawyer asks Sam, "Sam listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad.  Just how far can you see at night?"

Sam says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?"

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