logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Great Eyesight

An old man was a witness in a burglary case.

The defence lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

"Yes," said Sam , "I saw him plainly take the goods."

The lawyer asks Sam again, "Sam, this happened at night.  Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"

"Yes" says Sam, "I saw him do it."

Then the lawyer asks Sam, "Sam listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad.  Just how far can you see at night?"

Sam says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Overboard Rescue

    Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young…
  • Default Image

    For Sale Sign

    A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming…
  • kitchen old

    Hearing Test

    A man goes to his doctor and says "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used…
  • Default Image

    Calling In Sick

    Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of…
  • Default Image

    School Daze

    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from…
  • Default Image

    Dog Applicant

    A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute.…
  • Default Image

    Job Search Woe

    Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure…
  • Hudson river_plane

    NTSB Report on Flight 1549

    Preliminary Accident Report FT 1549. Captain held responsible for unauthorized actions…
  • Default Image

    Happy Birthday Ten Again

    A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love…
  • Default Image

    Road Crew Signs

    While driving through South Carolina, I kept having to slow down for road repair crews.To…
  • Default Image

    Firehouse Training Session

    At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen…
  • Default Image

    Test Results Good News

    Joey walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer. "Dad," said…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer Son

    When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the…
  • Default Image

    How Hot Is It?

    How hot is it? The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The…
  • Default Image

    Parting Words

    A pastor was leaving his area and was saying farewell to his congregation at the Church…