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    How Can Any Student Pass?

    It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.…
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    Pink Humvees

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    One-liners

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    Too Late To Date

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    Older Parents

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    Helicopter Debate

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    Measuring Hunger

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    Finish Paving

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    Alcohol Consumption Warnings

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    No Hero of Mine

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    Second Opinion 2

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    Early

    Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he…
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    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

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    Trio of Puns

    Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous…
*Great Truths About Life that Children Have Learned*

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

5) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

8) Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

9) School lunches stick to the wall.

10) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

11) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the underwear is.
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