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    Hickbonics

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    Moth Madness

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    Late Excuse

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    Buy A Verdict

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    Out of Fuel

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    Puppy Mark

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    Letter Pride

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    Lit Match

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    New Librarian

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    Baby Talk

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    Shopping Bags

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    Bosses Night

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    Division Of Brick Labor

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    Divy It Up

    Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her…
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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come…
*Great Truths About Life that Children Have Learned*

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

5) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

8) Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

9) School lunches stick to the wall.

10) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

11) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the underwear is.
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