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    Laws of Computing

    *Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to…
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    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
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    Shopkeeper's Competition

    The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next…
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    Jewelry Store Application

    Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca…
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    Conductor Problem

    The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new…
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    Oil Spill

    After a lady's car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of…
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    Aerobic Dismay

    Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I…
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    Online Support Group

    There's a new online support group for people who are addicted to the internet.It meets…
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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Trading Caps

    I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had…
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    Burglary

    The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.…
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    Raise Refusal

    For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company.…
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    Professor Turns Plumber

    A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a…
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    The War of the Navels

    The War of the Navels People have navels of different kinds,Ineys and outeys, to that…
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    Do Something Nice

    Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away…
*Great Truths About Life that Children Have Learned*

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

5) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

8) Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

9) School lunches stick to the wall.

10) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

11) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the underwear is.
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