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    Sticking Out

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    Important Political Decisions

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    Recruiting Crisis

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    Altar Call

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    Honeymoon Toast

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    Zucchini Sign

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    12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

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    Turning Left

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    High Blood Pressure

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    G.I. Excuses

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    Coffee Vending Machine

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    Wedding Report

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    Barbecue Forks

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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