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    Tiny Rose

    A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a…
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    $50 Question

    A scientist and a poet were traveling in the same compartment on a train. They had never…
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    Late For Sunday School

    A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt…
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    Bus Pole

    While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole,…
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    Dead Horse

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says…
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    Blessed Be The Tie

    A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came…
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    Rhymes and Tubes

    Our family was leaving on a two week vacation and so my preparations took me into the…
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    Johnny Hollers

    Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out, "Okay everyone…
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    Guard Dog Sniff

    My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard…
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    Loudest Band

    For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves "the loudest…
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    Survivalist Training

    A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival in the Alaskan wilderness. "What…
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    Letter From Tooth Fairy

    Dear _________________ : Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last…
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    Water Dorm

    When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing…
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    12 Step Web Addicts Recovery Program

    1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to,…
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    New Duct Tape

    I was with my eldest son one day, driving around town in my old Toyota pickup, when…

While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several second-graders about what they wanted to be when they grew up. Rhonda said that she was planning to be a nun.

"But, Rhonda," I protested, "last week you said you were going to be President." Giving me her most withering look, she retorted, "I can have two jobs if I want to."

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