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    Puppy Mark

    An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations…
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    Thoughtful Sidney

    Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a…
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    Principal Rounds

    It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible…
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    Traffic Camera

    A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for…
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    Zucchini Sign

    After harvesting the usual bumper crop of squash last year, I took a half-dozen to the…
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    Namesake Care

    While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier…
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    Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

    My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not…
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    Trouble At The Zoo

    Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at…
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    John Will Be Fine

    The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his…
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    39 And Holding

    A young child asked a woman how old she was. She answered, "39 and holding." The child…
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    Who's On First - Computer Version

    *Who's On First - Computer Version*ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help…
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    Good Singer

    In a Brooklyn upscale pet shop, an elderly woman burst into the store. "I want to buy a…
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    Doctor's Writing

    Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion?…
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    Barbecue Forks

    As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long…
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    Tried and Trusted

    A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to…

While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several second-graders about what they wanted to be when they grew up. Rhonda said that she was planning to be a nun.

"But, Rhonda," I protested, "last week you said you were going to be President." Giving me her most withering look, she retorted, "I can have two jobs if I want to."

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