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    Homework Policy

    Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than…
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    The End Of The World

    When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The…
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    Allergy Medicine

    During a revival, the visiting evangelist arrived without his allergy medicine. Our…
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    Cruising

    These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
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    1-800-45TEACH

    A high school senior, saw an inspirational advertisement on television about becoming a…
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    Warning Sign

    Vacationing in Alaska, I couldn't help but notice all the warnings about bears posted in…
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    Rest Stop

    I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a…
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    Vacation Report

    Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She…
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    Preacher and Cowboy

    One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were…
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    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children

    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.…
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    Here Kitty

    Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to pee late one night.He watched some…
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    Engineering Dictionary

    *Engineering Dictionary*What the Engineer says (What it really means)A number of…
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    Flashlight Defense

    A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an…
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    Stern Announcement

    During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and…
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    How Old Am I?

    A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…

New to the United States, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym.

Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said to her, "There's my husband." Then I added, "The thin one--not the fat one."

After a slightly uncomfortable silence she replied, "And that's my husband - the fat one."

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