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    Last Minute Turkey

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    Understanding Art

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    Analogies and Metaphors

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    Pit Falls

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    Goober Painter

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  • Owl Jokes

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    Goobers In Ditch

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    Soft Seven

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    King of The Jungle

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    Forklift Economy

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In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a gorgeous, young, lustrous-haired model.

I showed the stylist the trendy new cut I wanted and settled into the chair as he began humming a catchy tune and got to work on my thin, graying hair.

I was delighted by his cheerful attitude until I recognized the melody.

It was the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

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