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    College Nerves

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    Bare Bones Moving

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    Getting Out

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    Bank Hiccups

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    Cooking Terms

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    The Night Before Finals

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    Morning Run

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    Hymns For Professionals

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    What's Good Tonight

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    Talking Horse

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    Letter Pride

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    Marriage Wakeup

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    Last One Comeback

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In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a gorgeous, young, lustrous-haired model. I showed the stylist the trendy new cut I wanted and settled into the chair as he began humming a catchy tune and got to work on my thin, graying hair.

I was delighted by his cheerful attitude until I recognized the melody.

It was the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

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