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    Why Don't I see You?

    A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was…
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    Evangelist Request

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    Fed Up

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    Safe Keeping

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    Better Preaching

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    Mommy Test

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    Overheard At The Cemetery

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    Battling Salons

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    Beware of Dog

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    Tech Smoke

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    The Big Sale

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    Sore Mover

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    Proud Grandmother

    An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and…
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    Husband's Estimate

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    Tournament Weather`

    Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was…

*A Woman's Conversation About a Haircut:*

Oh! That's so cute!

Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Oh no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders.

Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms. See how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

*A Man's Conversation About a Haircut:*

Haircut?

Yep.

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