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    Landing Check

    I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in…
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    Ten Commandments

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    Circle Stand

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    Y Zero K bug

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    Ball Markers

    A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell…
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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Road To Easy Street

    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted…
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    Cry On for Crayons

    The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the…
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    Signal Shot

    The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer. Far out…
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    The Night Shift

    A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a lot of thefts by the…
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    Accident Prayer

    As my five-year-old-son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car…
  • A funny joke about a man who takes up tennis later in life.

    Tennis Talk

    A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise so he decided to play…
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    Party Advice

    A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly…
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    Parking Space Sign Language

    After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping…
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    Shoe Repair

    Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from…

When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut.

"Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so that it covers my right ear. I also want my left sideburn above my left ear and the right sideburn below my right ear."

The barber looked puzzled and said, "I don't think I can do that."

The customer replied, "I don't know why not--that's the way you cut it the last time I was here!"

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