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    School Recommendation

    When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed…
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    Dog Report

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    Zookeeper's Dilemma

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    Skipping School

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    Spin the Bottle

    "We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it…
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    The Toddler Diet

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    Exemplary Offspring

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    First Sermon

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    Corn Problem

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    A Texas Blessing

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    Black Snake

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    Parking Space Sign Language

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    Baggage Problem

    The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into…
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    Kids' Letters to the President

    Dear Mr. President: How much money does the president make? Could you please write and…
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    Charity Auction

    The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified…

When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut.

"Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so that it covers my right ear. I also want my left sideburn above my left ear and the right sideburn below my right ear."

The barber looked puzzled and said, "I don't think I can do that."

The customer replied, "I don't know why not--that's the way you cut it the last time I was here!"

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