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    Seen in the Cafeteria

    At work, my dad noticed that the name of an employee was the same as an old friend. He…
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    CD Generation

    After I bought my mother a compact-disc player and some CDs, she was excited to discover…
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    Sick Days

    It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then…
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    Church Mice Problem

    Three pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first pastor said, "Ya know,…
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    Nervous Young Minister

    A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will…
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    Parts Search

    I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his…
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    Worker Ants

    The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…
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    Prescription Labels

    A pharmacy major was taking a course in Dispensing. One day they were discussing the…
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    Horse Woes

    Two cowboy friends, Wally and Dallas, each bought a horse one summer. They enjoyed riding…
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    Restaurant Line

    A well-put together, elderly gentleman left his Maserati Gran Turismo with the valet,…
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    The Magician and The Parrot

    A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different…
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    Died In The Service

    One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque…
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    The Violin

    Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to…
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    Insured Voice

    A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in…
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    Vet Cure

    A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the…

After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom, as usual, ended up with the responsibility.

One evening, exasperated, she asked them, "How many times do you think that hamster would have died if I hadn't looked after it?"

After a moment, her youngest son replied quizzically, "Once?"

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