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    Homework Excuses

    Excuses to give your teacher when you don't do your homework.- I didn't do my history…
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    Definition of a Bar-B-Que

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    Goober Coffee Maker

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    Things Moms Would Never Say

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    New Number

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    New Windows Error Messages

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    Party Favor

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    Robbie's Move

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    40 Year Solution

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    Hostage Situation

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    First Sermon

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    Valentine's Day

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    Cough Remedy

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    NRA Thanksgiving

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    Vicar's Surprise

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After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom, as usual, ended up with the responsibility.

One evening, exasperated, she asked them, "How many times do you think that hamster would have died if I hadn't looked after it?"

After a moment, her youngest son replied quizzically, "Once?"

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