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    Suck It In

    I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.…
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    Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The following have all genuinely appeared in church bulletins!* Next weekend's Fasting &…
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    Goober Exam

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    Doctor Mistake

    During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a…
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    Ol' Spot

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    Shoe Repair

    Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from…
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    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

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    Two Plus Two

    A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer…
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    Things My Mother Taught Me

    My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go…
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    Inferior Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
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    Hashing It Out

    I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a…
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    Weight For Help

    Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the…
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    Eye Problems

    "Doctor!" whined the patient. "I keep seeing spots before my eyes." The physician…
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    Student Driver

    As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in…
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    Strange 911 Calls

    *Strange 911 Calls*A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share…

A Florida officer pulls over an eighty-year-old teacher because her hand signals were confusing.

"First you put your hand up, like you're turning right, then you waved your hand up and down, then you turned left," said the officer.

"I decided not to turn right," she explains.

"Then why the up and down?" asks the officer.

"Officer," she sniffs, "I was erasing!"

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