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    Officer Overboard

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    Marry An Actor

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    Front Decisions

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    The Confused Goober

    The confused goober: 1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. 2.…
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    $4,000 Hearing

    An elderly man inquired of his wife about a recent, large expense."Well yes I bought this…
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    Watermelon Mistake

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    Missing Bags

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    Rodentially Clean

    Johnny, age 5, was being taught to be neat and clean and to pick up after himself. One…
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    Couple Descriptions

    Even mismatched couples may described kindly.1. He's a chiropractor, and she is a pain in…
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    Blizzard Police

    While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a policeman,…
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    Cow Legs

    Did you hear of the little boy who came home from kindergarten with a blue ribbon. When…
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    What Doctors are Thinking

    What doctors say, and what they're really thinking:"This should be taken care of right…
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    Picture Menu

    I stopped at the local Burger King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the…
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    Reward Change

    A lady lost her handbag at the mall. An honest young lad found it and returned it to her.…
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    How Did You Get Me?

    A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer…

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62."

He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"

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