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Happy Marriage

On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage.

The husband said, "I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no 'I' in the word 'marriage.'''

The wife said, "For my part, I have never corrected my husband's spelling."

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