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child harmonica"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle Rodney, the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best Christmas present I ever got."

"That's great," said his Uncle Rodney. "Do you know how to play it?"

"Oh, I don't play it," Little Johnny said.

"My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night."

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