logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Interview Question

    "Now this is the verbal part of your employment test," said the interviewer. "Can you…
  • Default Image

    Smile For the DMV

    When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was…
  • Default Image

    Burglar and Vicar

    A burglar broke into a minister's house and told the pastor, "One move and you're dead.…
  • Default Image

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When . . .* You can type sixty words a minute with…
  • Default Image

    Lost Over Washington State

    A helicopter was flying around above Washington State yesterday when an electrical…
  • milestone

    Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

    If the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the…
  • Default Image

    Day Of Mourning

    In response and reaction to today's events in New York City, all Cybersalt.org e-mail…
  • Default Image

    Do As I Say!

    An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a…
  • Default Image

    Maine Vets

    Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one…
  • campsite

    A Father's Method

    A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the…
  • Default Image

    Flower Request

    "I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you…
  • Default Image

    Cookie Calories

    A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store to help him buy groceries. In…
  • Default Image

    Roughhousing

    A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know…
  • Default Image

    Modern Day Proverbs

    ON DEEP THOUGHTS A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES…
  • Default Image

    Last Name Lineup

    On my first day in basic training, we were lined up in a row, each of us in turn having…

hawaiiThese two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or 'Hawaii.'

So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. So they asked a gentleman: 'Excuse me sir, is Hawaii pronounced 'Hawaii' or 'Havaii?''

The gentleman said, 'Havaii.'

So they both looked at each other, and as the gentleman was leaving, one of the two said to him, 'Thank you.'

The gentleman replied by saying, 'You're velcome.'

Powered By JFBConnect