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    Driving Flash

    A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash.Astounded…
  • A funny clean joke about a dog and a truck and a parking lot.

    Dog Driver

    As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind…
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    Pastor's Golf Sunday

    There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be…
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    Lawyer Light Bulb Completion

    So many of you threatened to sue me if I didn't supply the end of yesterday's CleanLaugh,…
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    Signs Found In The Kitchen

    So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell…
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    Pie Manners

    In a country home that seldom had guests, the young son was eager to help his mother…
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    Vet's Guarantee

    There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working…
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    Family Album

    I come from a large family, five sisters and three brothers.My sisters and I were looking…
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    Garage Wow

    There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his…
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    Fair Tax

    At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the…
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    Ironic Phone Call

    A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned. His chum asked, "what happened to…
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    Flight Observation

    On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was…
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    Biblical Endorsements

    What if Biblical characters could be recruited as product endorsers? For Match.com -…
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    General Motors Help Line

    General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because…
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    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3

    11. Subject: Children's Logic: Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a…

In the smoking-car the conversation turned to the merits and demerits of various ways of preserving health.

One stout, florid man held forth with great eloquence on the subject.  "Look at me!" he said.  "Never a day's sickness in my life, and all due to simple food.  Why, gentlemen," he continued, "from the age of twenty to that of forty I lived an absolutely simple regular life----no effeminate delicacies, no late hours, no extravagances.  Every day, in fact, summer and winter, I was in bed regularly at nine o'clock and up again at five in the morning.  I worked from eight to one, then had dinner--a plain dinner, mark my words: after that, an hour's exercise; then--"

"Excuse me, sir," interrupted the facetious stranger in the corner, "but what were you in jail for?"

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