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    All Saved Up

    After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've…
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    Hand Dryers

    My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and…
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    What It Means

    Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.She told the Census…
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    Chapstick

    We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died.Jack was a great cat…
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    French Dream

    A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.To encourage him, his teacher said,…
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    God Will Provide

    A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…
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    Astronomers Declare February No Longer a Month

    Emboldened by their success in declaring Pluto not a planet, the International…
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    Car Trip

    Friends took their first-grader on a car trip to Canada. To help pass the time, the boy…
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    I Want To Be A Bear

    I want to be a bear...... If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but…
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    The Rules of Combat

    Now here's one for all you combat veterans, corporate bureaucrats, folks in the…
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    Check Your Bill

    A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big…
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    Queen Size

    A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking…
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    Summer Plans

    Summer vacation was almost about to start and the teacher asked little Sammy about a…
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    Bridge Fishing

    Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge. The one guy drops over the bridge being…
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    Application

    An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you…

Things heard by tech support:

Customer: "I have Microword Soft."

Customer: "Microwave Windows?"

Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"

Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."

Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."

Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."

Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."

Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."

Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."

Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power hard drive."

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