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    How To Photograph A New Puppy

    1. Remove film from box and load camera.2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw…
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    What is Marketing?

    What is Marketing?You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am…
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    Lots of Kids

    I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my…
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    Does It Hurt?

    When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…
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    Fuel Trudge

    After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it…
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    Tub Baptism

    A friend of mine took her four-year-old daughter to a baptismal service at her church.…
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    Name Warning

    On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver."Not only have…
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    Travelling Too Light

    A porter loaded down with suitcases followed the couple to the airline check-in…
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    Bank Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Goober Eye Pain

    A goober went to the doctor complaining, "Doctor every time I drink tea my eye…
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    Pole Contest

    A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers.The next day, two…
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    Check Up

    A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup.The nurse starts with certain basic items.…
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    The War of the Navels

    The War of the Navels People have navels of different kinds,Ineys and outeys, to that…
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    Number Married

    I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't…
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    Escaped Puppy

    I live across the street from a church. When my wife's puppy escaped from the back yard…

Things heard by tech support:

Customer: "I have Microword Soft."

Customer: "Microwave Windows?"

Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"

Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."

Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."

Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."

Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."

Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."

Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."

Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power hard drive."

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