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    12 Days of Fastfood

    On the first day of Christmas,My drive through gave to me:A Big Bacon Classic with…
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    2 Bad Days

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    Headlines from 2050

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    Seatmate Choice

    The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to…
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    Parrot Attitude

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an…
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    Goober Celebration

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    All You Can Drink

    There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that…
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    One-Liners

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    Who's the Boss?

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    Young Dressing

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
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    The FBI Orders Pizza

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    Bible Answer

    A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible…
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    Dog Rules

    Basic Rules for Dogs Who Have a Yard To Protect NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the…
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    Y2K - Not so Bad

    January 1, 2000 Re: Vacation Pay Dear Valued Employee: Our records indicate that you have…
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    Look Like Mom

    A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on…

Things heard by tech support:

Customer: "I have Microword Soft."

Customer: "Microwave Windows?"

Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"

Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."

Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."

Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."

Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."

Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."

Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."

Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power hard drive."

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