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    Moon Cheese

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    Mechanic Applicant

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    Letter From Home

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    Drum Sounds

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    Food, Family and Philosophy

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    Signs of Aging

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    Research Team

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    College Nerves

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    Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

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    Ice Capades

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    Does Your Dog Bite?

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    Keyboard Switch

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    Seatbelt Support

    I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. She asked, "Do I…
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    A Hi-Tech Litmus Test

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    Analytical Gunfighters

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Things heard by tech support:

Customer: "I have Microword Soft."

Customer: "Microwave Windows?"

Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"

Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."

Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."

Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."

Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."

Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."

Customer: "I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem."

Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power hard drive."

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