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    Dynamite Bumps

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    Silent Descent

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    Post Card Help

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    If You Go, I'll Go

    A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he…
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    Robber Visit

    A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is…
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    Painted Sunset

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    Green Side Up

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    Tense

    An English teacher at Michigan State University spent a lot of time marking grammatical…
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    Family Loop

    Many, many years agoWhen I was twenty three,I got married to a widow,Pretty as could be.…
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    Watergate Bug

    A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel. The new bride is concerned and asked, "What…
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    Goober Stewardess

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    Planning Ahead

    A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
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    Three Expectant Fathers

    Three expectant fathers were in the waiting room. The nurse came out of the delivery room…
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    Found Cell Phone

    When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers,…

My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple, and the problem was quickly resolved.

On leaving, I was admiring the craftsmanship of their turn-of-the-century home and reached for what I thought was the front door.

Realizing my mistake, I was turning away in embarrassment when I heard my partner say, "If you have any more problems, we'll be in your closet."

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