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    Fruit Cake Top Ten

    Top Ten Uses for Fruit Cake10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.9. Use…
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    Vet Bills

    While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their…
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    Computer Acronyms

    For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE -…
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    First Date

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
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    Oriskany Falls

    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so…
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    Interactive Weather

    Our part of the country had gone for weeks with little or no rain. The TV weatherman, on…
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    Simple Support

    Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while…
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    Dead Politicians

    A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught…
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    Men and Women

    Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out…
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    Liberal Headlines

    If Biblical Headlines were written by Today's Liberal…
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    Sore Knee

    Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so…
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    Delete Button

    Unfortunately, we humans do not come equipped with delete buttons for our mouths.My…
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    Bat Delivery

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    Address Change

    My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas…
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    Who's The Expert?

    On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars…

My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple, and the problem was quickly resolved.

On leaving, I was admiring the craftsmanship of their turn-of-the-century home and reached for what I thought was the front door.

Realizing my mistake, I was turning away in embarrassment when I heard my partner say, "If you have any more problems, we'll be in your closet."

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