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    Bank Call

    One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right…
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    To The Rescue

    One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.…
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    The Same Taste

    Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy…
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    Quips to Ponder

    If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving! My…
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    Offended Goober

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    60's Fans

    Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to…
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    Football Tryouts

    A football coach was asked how he picked a team from a bunch of raw recruits. "I hate to…
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    Maranatha

    David Jeremiah told of this one conference where a pastor was talking to the group and…
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    Suffering Vanity

    Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her…
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    You Know You're in Trouble When

    You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked…
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    Mother's Flu

    (Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning husband.) Monday…
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    The Violin

    Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to…
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    Proper Attire

    Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that…
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    Too Late To Date

    After the death of a never married 94-year old spinster of his parish, the rector was…
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    Eyes Gone

    Yesterday I went to the opticians, walked up to the counter and said to the guy on duty,…

My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple, and the problem was quickly resolved.

On leaving, I was admiring the craftsmanship of their turn-of-the-century home and reached for what I thought was the front door.

Realizing my mistake, I was turning away in embarrassment when I heard my partner say, "If you have any more problems, we'll be in your closet."

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