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Dr. Dress

During my surgical residency I was called out of a sound sleep to the emergency room.…
Boat Compromise

My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one…
Q & A

Q. Why did Freud cross the road?A. Hmm, and when did you first notice this interest in…
Dog Meters

Two dogs out and about, walk over to a parking meter.One says to the other, "How do you…
Modern Day Proverbs

ON DEEP THOUGHTS A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES…
Naturally Born

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being…
Missed Cues

This actually happend to CLeanLaugh list member Nila Wilhem. She writes, "Several years…
Tech Smoke

A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.Tech: What's the…
Foreign Encounter

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must…
Here Kitty

Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to pee late one night.He watched some…
Sarahella

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
Lobster Pets

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two…
Tired of Rejection?

Tired of being rejected for jobs - maybe this form letter will come in handy. Dear…
Not Going to Church

One Sunday morning, a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to…
Ten for Sure

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…