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Memory Clinic

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the…
Memo Differences

Memo from Director General to Manager:Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse…
Dad Value

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. The…
Country Boys

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it…
Latin Lesson

"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."(A little song,…
Heard By Tech

Things heard by tech support:Customer: "I have Microword Soft."Customer: "Microwave…
Friends Like That

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
Owed to Spell Checquer

OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly…
Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener. Confused guests constantly mistaking him…
Miracle Toddler Diet

Miracle Toddler DietLosing weight is the number New Year's Resolution.The problem is,…
Kitty Hostage

My grandson Christopher is about six.He went to the next-door neighbors fence and…
Simple Operation

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's…
The Politician Dance

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you…
Hymns For Professionals

DENTIST: Crown Him with many crownsCONTRACTORS: The church's one foundationOBSTETRICIANS:…
Dog House Rules Progression

1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built…