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Future Son In Law?

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in…
Lost in Bookstore

A friend and her young son, Reid, were browsing in a large bookstore. Engrossed in making…
College Nerves

While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
From the Beginning

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he…
50 Years From Now

Three elderly gents were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about…
In Need of Prayer

A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to…
Some Great Malapropisms...

"I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder.""You can't pull the sheep over…
Deck Praise

I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my…
Scared Smart

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
Pet Names

Bernie was invited to his ageing friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded…
Quick Thinking Clerk

There is a story about a new clerk in a supermarket. A customer asked him if she could…
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get…
Goober Vacuum

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
All Purpose Excuse Form

Here is an all purpose excuse form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten…
Politcal Quotes

"I resent your insinuendoes." "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain…