For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules.
He worked during the day, and I worked at night.
One morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!"
As a helpful surprise, I bought him some at the post office and put them on the counter before going to work.
The next morning I found the same note.
"STAMPS!" was crossed out.
Underneath it he had written, "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"