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    Pain Management

    My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain…
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    Strange Lawsuits

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    Strangest Recording

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    Clothing Return

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    New Russian

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    Ladder Borrow

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    Half Diet

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    Birth Wharp

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    Lost Balloon

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    Pessimistic Friend

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    Bungee Jumping

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    Sayings About Aging

    Thoughts on Growing Old ~ Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else…
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    Road Crew Signs

    While driving through South Carolina, I kept having to slow down for road repair crews.To…
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    Paper Eater

    A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the…
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    Dads

    My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my…

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me." The daughter nods in agreement. "And I think this fur coat would be perfect too."

The daughter protests, "But mom, some helpless, poor creature has to suffer so that you can have this."

"Don't worry honey," says the mother, "your father won't get the bill for a couple of weeks."

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