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Heredity

Father, Mother and their 3 sons, John (the oldest), Mike (middle) and Steve (youngest) are conversing around the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents being passed on to children comes up.

The Father says, "John has my eyes, Mike has my creativity, and Steve has my intelligence."

Steve responds, "Daddy, what's intelligence?"

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