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    Elf Pet Peeves

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    Need Help?

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    Insurance

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    Nesting Birds

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    Expecting

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    Away Messages

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    Missed Cues

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    Memory School

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    Quarter Back

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    Shakey's Cure

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    Mechanic Applicant

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    Basement Pitch

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    Headstones

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    Prenatal Visit

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    Goober Quotes

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Beware of Companies With These Hiring Slogans:

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE": We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED": You'll be six months behind on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED": Some each night and some each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY": Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL": We have no quality control.

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