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    Deacon's Minutes

    The newly elected secretary for the Deacon Board at church submitted this report:October…
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    Brightness In Action

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    Add Some Fun To Life

    Add Some Fun To Life Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'. Page yourself…
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    Zoo Trip

    Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his…
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    Cat Musings**********

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    Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    Goober Counsellor

    A goober began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One…
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    Even More Musings

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    Driving Worries

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    Test Results Good News

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    Visiting Friends

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    Texas Vacation

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    Help Is Nearby

    My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic…
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    Where's God?

    Two brothers in a small town were well-known as trouble makers. If there was a problem in…
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    Mechanic Applicant

    A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get.The boss says, "Can…

Steinberg needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications to get it. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven. After a successful initial interview with the Encyclopedia of American History, he is called back to meet the Sales Manager.

"You say you have experience selling books?" the manager asks.

"Oh yes, lots of it," replies Steinberg

"And you say you have a master's in American history from the University of Michigan?" the manager asks.

"That is correct," replies Steinberg. "American history is my field of study."

"Well, then," says the sales manager. "With these qualifications, as soon as I can complete this form, we can get you started in our firm."

While the sales manager is making a few notations, Steinberg, obviously pleased with himself, begins to look around the room. Steinberg notices pictures of Washington and Lincoln on the wall. Pointing to the portraits, Steinberg turns to the sales manager and says, "Fine-looking men. Your partners?"

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