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pig upcloseMy wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.

"Well Mary," said the man,

"Near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we've got a hog back on the farm worth at least $137,000."

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