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    New Home No Hears

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    Where's The Beef

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    You Know You're in Trouble When

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    Things That Make You Go "Ummmmmmm????"

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    Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

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My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.

"Well Mary," said the man,

"Near as I can figure, based of the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we got a hog back on the farm worth at least $137,000."

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