logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Hog Mark-up

pig upcloseMy wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.

"Well Mary," said the man,

"Near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we've got a hog back on the farm worth at least $137,000."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Mother And Child

    A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly…
  • Default Image

    Washing Settings

    One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he…
  • Default Image

    Most Difficult Case

    Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over dinner, one asked, "What…
  • Default Image

    Frugal - to save

    Mary's fourth grade homework assignment was to make sentences using the words in her…
  • computer keyboard

    I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form

    *I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form* 1. Describe your problem:…
  • Default Image

    Grandma's Meat Loaf

    A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make…
  • Default Image

    Wire Guard

    Gale-force winds and frigid temperatures had taken their toll. Snapped electric wires…
  • roller coaster

    The Difference of a Year

    Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first…
  • Default Image

    Pastors' Good News/Bad News

    Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.Bad News: You lost two of them in…
  • Default Image

    Goober in Snow Storm

    A goober got lost in her car in a New England snow storm. She remembered what her dad had…
  • Default Image

    Department Staff

    The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff…
  • Default Image

    Funeral Music

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
  • cat full

    Where's the Beef

    The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of…
  • fire station

    Fire Test

    Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each…
  • money stack

    AMAP

    The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee. "I…