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    New Employee Travel Policy

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    Patio Problem

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    Windy Walk

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    Riding Dead Horses

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    Fishing Advice

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    Cars Wars

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    License Picture

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    Always Corrected

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…
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    All Purpose Excuse Form

    Here is an all purpose excuse form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten…
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    Roast Woes

    The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of…
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    Call Me Leroy

    Uncle Leroy got a job down at the broom factory. On his first day the straw boss (floor…
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    Another Virus Warning

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    The Gift

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said, "I…
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    A guy did system support in a law firm. One day, he had to log a user off and then back…

A young man was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job.

After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo.

When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section.

Later, the keeper dropped by to see how the young man was doing and found him standing by an empty enclosure with the gate open.

"Where are the tortoises?" he asked.

"I can't believe it," said the new employee, "I just opened the door and whooooosh, they were gone!"

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