logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Homework Excuses

Excuses to give your teacher when you don't do your homework.

- I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.

- I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

- A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again.

- Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him.  Unfortunately, my homework drowned.

- Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing.

- I'm not at liberty to say why.

- I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.

- It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas.  You don't want to know the details.

- I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.

- I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

- My mom used it as a dryer sheet.

- My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.

- It's against my religion to do any homework.

- I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.

- I felt it wasn't challenging enough.

- My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night.  Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.

- We had homework?!

- I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah, blah, blah."

- I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

- I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • girl angry

    One Interest

    A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her…
  • school house

    Homework Policy

    Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than…
  • Default Image

    When I Was Your Age

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one…
  • Default Image

    Church Dictionary

    From the church dictionary: AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.…
  • Default Image

    Amateur Paleontologist

    Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC…
  • Default Image

    Police Rescue

    I remember the day when a police car pulled up to Grandma's house and Grandpa got out.…
  • Default Image

    Nail Biting

    Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it’s biting my…
  • Default Image

    Environmental Problem

    This was an actual letter from and reply to the Michigan Department of Environmental…
  • Default Image

    Knee Tattoo

    A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out…
  • man grumpy

    Hearing Aid

    While talking with my semi-deaf uncle one evening, I noticed that his "hearing aid" was…
  • preacher1

    Who Am I?

    Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's…
  • Default Image

    Smart Bus

    My name is Pastor Jerry Evenson. I pastor a small church in central Idaho on an Indian…
  • picture of a cell phone

    Translation Please

    A French guest, staying in a American hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black…
  • Default Image

    Chapatti Riddle

    In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an…
  • Default Image

    Taxing Cinderella

    The tax adviser had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for…